From:   LEVIN          24-JAN-1994 15:05
To:     MONOPOLE
Subj:   Shift Report Jan 12-25, 1994

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----------------------The Shift in Numbers-----------------------

Thing                                             Number of Thing
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Attico Horiz. Tanks .................................   102
Attico Horiz. Tanks wih Scintillator ................   100
Attico Horiz. Tank Ends .............................   204 	
Attico Horiz. Tank Ends Commissioned for Oil ........   203
Attico Horiz. Tank Ends waiting for Rich Baker
to install PMTs .....................................     1
Attico Horiz. Tank Ends Filled with Oil .............   159
Games of Scrabble played by RB ......................   101
Games of Scrabble played by RB vs DL ................     6
RB Points earned against DL .........................  2113
DL Points earned against RB .........................  1809
Points from ancient Gaelic, Scottish, and other
bogus yahoo words wielded by RB against DL ..........  1833
Times that Bob Nolty was fleeced at Termini .........     1
Black Swatztikas found in Hall B ....................     1
Fire extinguishers on the Passerellas ...............     0
Filming of Sophia on MACRO by RAIDUE ................     1
DM's wine goblets (tragically) lost in LA E-quake ...    20
                                                      -----
                                  Shift Total ------>  6930

And quoth The Doug, "I can clone you Dan." 
				          Amen.