From:   BAKER          13-DEC-1992 17:09
To:     MONOPOLE
Subj:   Shift Report for 28 Nov - 5 Dec 1992

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Rich's Top Ten Ways To Know That You've Been Spending 
Too Much Time In A Tunnel:

10) When you don't recognize that bright yellow thing in the sky.

9)  When you start eating meals on top of the detector.

8)  When the only music in your life is the casette tapes that the 
    navetta drivers play.

7)  When you try communicating with your friends using CAMAC lists.

6)  When diesel soot is considered a staple of your diet.

5)  When you are earning frequent flier miles on the navetta.

4)  When really clean hands are just a distant memory.

3)  When your favorite competitive sport is sleep deprivation.

2)  When you start discussing the finer points of vending machine 
    cuisine.

1)  When you starting making stupid lists like this.